Another Weiner! And I Can’t Stop GIVING SHIT AWAY!

So many exciting things here at the Emporium! First of all, can I just say HOW AWESOME were your comments for Werewolf Smackdown. Seriously? SO COOL. You all made me SO HUNGRY with the food ideas/recipes (Thom, you’re amazing), but…

Guest Blog: MARIO ACEVEDO

It’s with great pleasure I introduce Mario to the Emporium. He’s fabulous . . . never read an email him with something in your mouth. It will inevitably come out of your nose. He’s hilarious and the books are fantastic–I love me…

Some Pimpage and a Contest!

It’s that time of the month, again . . . the League is stirring and, panting like a Lamaze instructor, birthing BOOKS! In a few days, Mario Acevedo will be guest posting here, and I’ll be running a contest to…

When My Ears Burn, It HAS To Be Good . . .

For this Monday I thought I’d fire off a couple of recommendations. One is a film and one is a novel, but what both have in common is some of the most creative, hilarious use of vulgar language I’ve heard…