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Christopher Moore! Christopher Moore! Christophe…*faints*

I’m a little bit in adoration of Christopher Moore, I gotta tell you. We even have a six degrees of separation thing. My beautiful friend Jana, who lives in San Francisco, lived in an apartment underneath him. When I wrote and published TR, she was like, “I think the guy who used to live above me writes those kinda books. He’s nice. Name is Christopher Moore.” Needless to say I nearly had a heart attack, and had I not been living overseas I would have been ringing her doorbell a few hours later.

So I was very excited when a member of his marketing team got in touch with me the other day. Undoubtedly drawn to my site by my repeated use of “heinous fuckery” and “fuckstockings” in my blog post praising The Fool, she offered me not only a copy of Moore’s newest book, Bite Me: A Love Story, for review, but also TWO COPIES TO GIVE AWAY.

To you, my lovely friends and fans.

Here’s the 411 on the book and on Christopher:

BITE ME: A Love Story is an inventive, hysterically funny, sophisticated comic horror novel with flamboyantly original (and endearing) characters, pitch-perfect postmodern dialogue, break-neck pacing, and utterly entertaining vignettes.  BITE ME readers have a lot to sink their teeth into.

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For more information about the book, please visithttp://www.harpercollins.com/books/9780061779725/Bite_Me/index.aspx

Browse Inside: http://browseinside.harpercollins.com/index.aspx?isbn13=9780061779725

About Christopher Moore

Christopher Moore is the author of eleven previous novelsPractical Demonkeeping, Coyote Blue, Bloodsucking Fiends, Island of the Sequined Love Nun, The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove, Lamb, Fluke, The Stupidest Angel, A Dirty Job, You Suck, and Fool. He lives in San Francisco.

Could I be more excited to read this book? Not if it promised to make out with me. Okay, then I might be a little more excited. I do enjoy a good make out.

I’m afraid that, because they’re shipping the books directly, they have limited the contest to US residents only. So if you live in the US and want to enter, comment below on the following issue:

Who would you most like to see do a guest post or blog at my site, and what would you want them to talk about? And don’t limit yourself to what you think could possibly happen . . . The Emporium is for fantasy, after all. ;-)

The Contest Can will randomly pick two winners next TUESDAY. YAY!

When My Ears Burn, It HAS To Be Good . . .

For this Monday I thought I’d fire off a couple of recommendations. One is a film and one is a novel, but what both have in common is some of the most creative, hilarious use of vulgar language I’ve heard in quite some time.

As you’ve probably already figured out, I have a bit of a potty mouth. And by “a bit” I mean a rat infested sewer of a mouth. As a wee little girl from Niddrie (a council estate near Edinburgh) told my friend, in a lovely Scottish accent, no less: “I love swearing. It’s fucking great.”

I come from a family of swearers, I am a swearer, and many of my friends are swearers . . . so when I find something that shocks me–that reminds me of the power of a truly inspired bit of obscenity–it’s gotta be pretty extreme.

Therefore, if you don’t like swearing, never, ever go near the following film, although this theatrical trailer is (relatively) clean:

The film is In the Loop and it’s up for an Oscar. All I know is it’s one of the best films I’ve seen in years. On a superficial level, it is utterly, absolutely entertaining. I laughed through the entire film, as did all of my friends. I want to see it again because not only were the lines so rapidly delivered, but everyone in the theater was laughing so hard, at times, that it was hard to hear. It felt like I sat down, started laughing, and then suddenly it was all over, leaving me wanting more.

That said, the film is also brilliant, with one of the bleakest, most frightening portrayals of modern politics I’ve ever seen. It’s easy to miss, simply because you’re too busy watching the characters tear around insulting everyone. But underneath all that humor, In the Loops suggests that modern politics are still as much about ego, competitiveness, and personal aggrandizement as Shakespeare depicted them in King Lear. Only the weapons have changed, making the stakes so very much higher and deadlier.

With fantastic performances all around, and a storyline that works on a number of levels, I can’t recommend In The Loop enough.

And speaking of King Lear, my second recommendation is Christopher Moore’s The Fool:

Bawdy and irresistible, this is another story that works on two levels. I was pinging from one image to another (little man in a canoe!) and reveling in the language of this work, but meanwhile the literary academic in me was squealing over the layers of allusions to various Shakespeare productions. I adored this book, as did all of the ladies in my book club. And it wasn’t just the Chatham Artillery Punch, talking, either!

So if you’re bored this weekend, try to get your hands on either of these fantastic works. Due to the Oscar nod, In the Loop is back in theaters (especially independents) the Fool is coming out in paperback any second. Both will floor you with their use of language, but also with their wit and intelligence. Filthy AND smart . . . it’s a combination I find absolutely irresistible. ;-)

And just because I’m in the mood for a little heinous fuckery,* here’s a picture of my trifle:

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The song was, indeed, originally, “my trifle brings all the boys to the yard,” till that bitch changed it.

Fuckstockings!*

*For true heinous fuckery in action, you have to read The Fool

*Ditto