Monthly Archive for February, 2010

It’s a Weiner!

I’ll announce the Weiner of my Contest! Contest! Contest! At the end of this post. Are you excited? I am.

But first, just a few things . . .

To see my take on why I chose to write sex in my mainstream fiction, you can go here.

Ever wondered Why-A? Mark Henry answers you here.

Finally, thought my interview with Victoria Schwab was inappropriate? Wait till you see this one, with Courtney Allison Moulton. It’s here. :-)

So . . . . are you ready to see who the weiner is? Are you excited? Are you all, “Shut the fuck up, Nicole, and tell us who won ALL FOUR of these amazing debut novels?”

The contest can has spoken!

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And the weiner is Paige Cuccaro!!!!!!!!!!!

Huzzah!

Email me at iheartselkies(at)gmail(daht)com, and I will have Amazon expedite you some debut novel goodness.

For those of you who did not win, you should definitely go buy all four of these books this weekend. Go. Now! Or I’ll interview you!!!!!!!

I’m a Busy Bee . . .

To read my take on why I write sex in mainstream fiction, go here.

My interview with Victoria Schwab, debut YA novelist, is here. I swear a blue streak. Maybe an indigo streak. Enjoy. ;-)

Be back at the League Friday, with another YA debuter’s interview. This one might be worse. ;-) It is one in which I am Full of Ideas (never a good sign!).

Check yourself before you wreck yourself, Loretta!

CONTEST CONTEST CONTEST!

And what a contest! If you hear something slouching towards Bethlehem, fear not! It’s just that there’s a near-seismic launching of FOUR LEAGUE BOOKS TOMORROW!

And because this is such a big event, and because I’m running ANOTHER BIG EVENT over at the League of Reluctant Adults, YA Week!, I thought I’d run a contest THIS week, here.

First of all, let me show you what’s up for grabs . . .

The lucky winner of this contest receives NOT ONE . . .NOT TWO . . . NOT THREE! . . . BUT FOUR BOOKS!

Yes, FOUR BOOKS!

In no particular order, here is the prize…

First off, we have Mark Henry’s new release, Battle of the Network Zombies!

Next, we have my AMAZING critique partner, Diana Rowland’s, Blood of the Demon! I’ve read this one, it’s HAWT!

Third up is Stacia Kane’s Demon Possessed!

And, finally, last but not least, Anton Strout’s Dead Matter!

All of these novels launch tomorrow, February 23rd. And I’ll send all four books directly to the winner of this contest.

To enter yourself into the running, just answer the following question in comments: “Which would you rather be, a hot, fashionable, zombie socialite; a demon summoner who gets hawt sex with her side of Demon Lord; the actual head of a demon family, who gets to fraternize with other heads of demon families (Greyson! Greyson!); or a super secret, super agent for the Department of Extraordinary Affairs?”

In other words, I think I’m asking would you rather BE the supernatural? Or the human who gets to fraternize with supernaturals?

Answer that question in comments in as much depth as you would like, and that’ll put you in the running to win these four books. I’ll choose a winner FRIDAY February 26th at noon, randomly, and announce the winner here.

In the meantime, you can see me get up to all sorts of shenanigans over at the League. Because it’s YA week! And I have some REALLY GOOD ideas on how I, Nicole Peeler, can enter into the YA world with a bang. Literally.

You know you want to see this in action . . .

Things I Like… My Soundtrack

Thought I’d do another installment of Things I Like, but do something a little different. Normally I try to bring you something I’ve just discovered. Sometimes they’re not new bands (like the Editors), but they’re new to me. Instead, today, I thought I’d bring you two of the bands that basically comprise the majority of My Soundtrack.

They’re two bands that aren’t really things I like . . . they’re things I LOVE. Both have been around forever, but they’re huge influences on me. Pretty much every action scene I write is, in my mind, soundtracked by one of these bands. They’re on every single one of my playlists, so whenever you come over to my house you’ll hear them, off and on, throughout your visit. In other words, they’re my most beloved background noise.

This first band is pretty much always on in my house. It’s what I work out to, work to, and absolutely adore. I love this band because I associate them with my brother (who is a huge fan) and because I went to undergrad in Boston and it is like nostalgia in a lyric. It is, of course, the Dropkick Murphys. Here’s one of my favorite songs:

And this little ditty always gets me going at the gym:

I may also have a wee crush on the guitarist. And the piper. His KNEES are tattooed! Le sigh.

The second band is also from Boston, and they also make me very, very happy. Again, they’ve been around forever and they will often open for the Murphys. Heaven! No doubt you’ve already guessed . . . it’s The Mighty Mighty Bosstones. Here’s one taste . . .

This video is AMAZING. And for your second taste, here’s a song I am slightly obsessed with at the moment:

So here are two of my major musical influences. Not what you expected? Or just what the Doctor ordered? ;-)

Voila! Cover Art!

Here is Tempest’s Legacy, in all its glory. Enjoy.

You can see all three covers, and Orbit’s take on the series, here. Careful, there are some spoilers in their description. For a spoiler free synopsis, click here.

What do you think?

And By Later, I Mean Now.

Rather unsurprisingly, considering the Snowpocalypse, my flights were cancelled. So I’m home for the long Mardi Gras weekend.

While I’m disappointed to miss my friend’s baby shower, I also can now admit that I am really sick. I don’t know where this cold came from! It snuck up on me like a ninja assassin.

So I’m going to spend the weekend in, probably, which is not a bad thing. Here is my list of things to do:

  • Book Three Edits
  • Grade Papers
  • Read Modern Poetry
  • Read Oedipus Rex
  • Read Fool
  • Clean
  • Blog For the Future
  • Float on a Theraflu Fog
  • Watch Avatar: The Last Airbender
  • Sleep
  • Sleep
  • Sleep
  • Eat
  • Sleep
  • Maybe Sleep Some More
  • And Then Sleep

Sound good? If I’m recovered enough by Sunday I’ll go watch the Highland parade . . . that’s if I’m not sleeping.

Oh yeah, and it’s Valentine’s Day! Here’s my valentine to you . . .

BBL . . .

I’m off to NYC for the weekend, tomorrow . . . or at least I’m supposed to be. Keep your finger’s crossed. So see you latahz, alligatahz . . .

In the meantime, enjoy this brilliant response to the Superbowl commercial posted in the blog post beneath this one:

I think this says it all. Thanks, Louisa Hadley, for showing it to me! :-)

Have a great weekend, a safe but louche Mardi Gras, and don’t get V-D on V-Day.

Vampires: the New Tampax?

First of all, I want to give a shout out to my colleague, the marvelous Tom DuBose, for telling me about this ad. There was apparently this big football game last weekend, that’s famous for its commercials. (Just kidding-Geaux Saints!)

Did y’all see this one?

And did you catch the thing about vampires? “I will watch your vampire TV shows with you.”

I don’t know where to begin! When did vampires stop being the purview of the horror fan and become, instead, another thing a dude tolerates to please his wife? Here, vampires are depicted as the equivalent of some fanged scented candle or a caped feminine hygiene product.

I think this is really interesting. I think we need to break this down. What does this commercial say about the vampire, about women, about women and vampires, about “real” men, and about the Dodge Charger?*

Comments wanted!

*Fine, I don’t actually give a toss about the Charger. But lemme know if you do!

Guest Blog: Mythology 101 with Philip Palmer

Myths about Myth

by Philip Palmer

There are myths, I would argue, and myths.

The story of Osiris is a myth  of the first kind: this Egyptian deity was murdered by his jealous rival Set, and his body was cut into fourteen parts and scattered around the land.  Osiris’s lover Isis then recovered thirteen of the fourteen parts – but, to her chargin, failed to find the penis.  So she then made a gold phallus, brought him back to life and, er, that’s how babies are born.

(Just take a moment and read that over again; isn’t it gross?)

It’s also, however, to return to my argument, a common myth that all Welshmen can sing. I am Welsh, and I am entirely tone-deaf; so I can categorically state this is not so.

So ‘myth’ can mean a legend; or it can mean a falsehood.  The same word doubles for both meanings, and the meanings messily overlap.

Ancient myths and legends and fairytales are of course grist to the mill for the fantasy and urban fantasy writer.  Tolkien borrowed freely from Norse legends in creating his ‘mythic’ epic about those wretched rings. And the ancient legends (aka myths) about vampires, werewolves, fairies, selkies (that’s you Nicole!) and other supernatural beings are so deliciously evocative and evil,  what’s not to love about them?

Odin, Beowulf, Jesus, John the Baptist, Osiris, Horus, Hercules, Poseidon, the World Navel, Shiva, Kali, Kama Mara, Sinbad, Prince Five-Weapons, and Indiana Jones – there are just some of the amazing beings and things who have been made up by gifted storytellers in order to create amazing, and fictional, stories.

At least, that’s what I believe.  If you’re a Christian however, you might believe that all the other deities – like Thor, god of Thunder, whose alter ego was, of course, New York doctor Don Blake – are made up, but that Jesus is real.

If you’re a Hindu, you may believe in the reality of the Hindu pantheon.

If you’re a huge Steven Spielberg fan, you may believe that Indiana Jones is a real person, out there somehow; and if that’s what you believe, it’s cool with me.

But this brings me to my main point: there is a sneaky,  lurky, and surprisingly common myth about myth.  It’s this:

Whether we listen with aloof amusement to the dreamlike mumbo jumbo of some red-eyed witch doctor of the Congo, or read with cultivated rapture thin translations from the sonnets of the mystic Lao-Tse: now and again crack the hard shell of an argument of Aquinas, or catch suddenly the shining meaning of a bizarre Eskimo fairy tale: it will always be the one shape-shifting yet marvellously constant story that we find, together with a challengingly persistent suggestion of more remaining to be experienced than will ever be known or told.

These are the opening words of one of the greatest books ever written about myth – Joseph Campbell’s The Hero With a Thousand Faces.

In his book, Campbell assembles accounts of myths and folk tales from all around the world – Norse legends, American Indian myths, Inuit folk tales, and stories from the great religions.  And he writes about them as if they are all aspects of one great underlying myth, the ‘monomyth’ (a word borrowed from James Joyce.) He also quotes freely from Carl Jung, who believed that the archtypes of myth are products of mankind’s Collective Unconscious.

It’s all exhilarating stuff, and every fantasy and SF writer has or should read Campbell’s book at one point.  These are what I call stories. They are potent, resonant, imaginatively supercharged tales of magic and wonder and heroes vanquishing and heroes defeated and wicked witches and ogres and much much more.

But this is when the science fiction writer in me creeps to the surface. I adore Campbell’s book and the way he writes; but what exactly does he mean by ‘monomyth’?

Is there really a one-underlying-myth, an actual connection between all the legends of all the peoples of makind?  Does Jung’s Collective Unconscious actually exist, in some spooky but utterly real way? Or is it just a metaphor?

Who cares? I hear you cry.

Geeks care, is my reply.

Because geeks – obsessive science-fictiony type people who, um, write science fiction,  such as moi, like to get these things straight.

In science – okay, okay,  this is really geeky – * embarrassed smile  * – a theory or hypothesis has to be ‘falsifiable’.  In other words, if it’s possible for you to prove a theory is wrong,  then you’re entitled to believe it may  be right.

The opposite of a falsifiable theory is something like astrology – where the predictions are so vague and ambiguous you can’t ever prove it’s wrong.  Which makes it a faith; not science.

So is the idea of the monomyth falsifiable? I would say not. It’s a lovely idea – a haunting concept – but it’s just an idea.

So – in the absence of evidence to the contrary – I believe that myths and legends from disparate cultures are similar because they all attempting to describe the essential facts of all human life: birth, sex, death, the power of the sun, the need for harvests not to fail, etc etc etc.

And therefore, for me the monomyth is a ‘myth’ of the beautifully singing Welshman variety; it’s a sweet smelling flower, but it’s not true. And yet, it’s a dogged concept that lies deep in our culture, and is believed or half-believed by a startlingly large number of people.

Here’s another myth: it’s one I call the Mayan Myth.  It’s based on a once commonly held view about the ancient Mayans who lived in the Yucatan Penninsula of Mexico, and whose civilisation collapsed around 900 AD.  Early twentieth century archaeologists wrote with wonder about a Mayan society led by gentle priest-leaders, whose people lived a tranquil uncrowded rural life, and who had no interest in or knowledge of the arts of war, and who spent their days building vast temples and honouring their gods.

The Mayans were, according to these awe-struck observers, a peaceful, kind and gentle civilisation who were in harmony with each other and at one with nature.

It’s a lovely concept; but it’s nonsense!  It’s a myth – a delusion -  put about by soft-headed archaeologists in love with their own half-baked fantasies.

However, as time went by, archeologists of the kind who actually believe in evidence learned that the Mayans were in fact a culture dominated by arrogant kings, with an astonishingly large population (more densely populated than China) and possessed of sophisticated farming techniques.

They were also savage brutes (by my moral standards) who practised ritual human sacrifice, as well as being bloodthirsty warriors who enjoyed torturing their prisoners.

The trouble was, those twentieth century archeologists wanted to believe that the Mayans were gentler, nobler, and wiser than the stressed, irritable, competitive  peoples of their own world.

The Mayan Myth is a version of the Golden Age myth – the idea that there was, once, a better, less spiritually shallow  time; a time when people were gallant and noble, and there was no such thing as  the rat-race, stress, and road rage.

I don’t think such a time ever existed.   Farmers in the olden days had to work their butts off  ploughing fields and cultivating crops and whatever other boring things farmers do, and I’m sure they were just as stressed, and spiritually shallow, as we are.  (Indeed, I have no doubt that ‘field rage’ was a common phenomenon. ) It was all in all a tough old life, in  the world before supermarkets, vacuum cleaners, and washing machines.

The Golden Age myth in its various permutations is of course a staple ingredient in much fantasy writing – and I love it in context, in the service of a great story.  I just don’t think it’s true.

You see a large dash of the same myth in Avatar, where the blue-skinned alien Na’Vi are shown to be peace-loving and at one with nature; when they kill an animal for food, they tell the dying creature ‘I see you,’ to honour its spirit.

Oh per-lease!  That’s just so sentimental, even I can’t stomach it.  (And I have an amazingly high threshold for sentimental nonsense…)

As storytellers, of course, working in the imaginative fiction field, we depend utterly on myths, legends, and lies.  So ideas like the monomyth and the Mayan Myth are great as a source of inspiration, and of stories, and indeed of spirutal solace.  I’m just saying – don’t believe all you’re told about the actual underlying ‘truth’ of myth.

And, indeed, I’d go a step further, and argue my own strongly held (though, I concede,  unfalsifable) opinion on this matter.   Namely, that the great myths and legends of the world were all created, ultimately, by master storytellers who revelled in the telling of tall tales, and who quite consciously and brilliantly crafted the common superstitions of their tribes into great works of deceitful untrue art.

More League Pimpage!

Now that I have strengthened my wrists by giving my professional pimp smack to Dakota Cassidy’s oeuvre, I am going to turn my palm of pimpage over to . . . Mark Henry!

For today, Mark’s first book, Happy Hour of the Damned, comes out in mass market paperback, to stores everywhere:

And I highly, highly recommend that you buy it, people. Here’s why:

A) I love Mark! He’s not only one of the wittiest, snarkiest, smartest men I know, he’s also one of the kindest. Believe it or not, snark and sensitivity can go together. So Mark’s a stand up guy, who does a LOT of the work for the League site AND lets me follow him around conventions when I’m feeling like I really can’t socialize with people in Spock ears anymore.

B) I love Mark’s books! More important, really, than Mark being a great guy is the fact that Mark writes great books. Mark could be a complete douche and I would still read his novels, because they’re AWESOME. I am now going to further bullet point this post so that I can outline Why Mark’s Books Are Awesome:

  • They’re hilarious! Yes, they’re so funny you’ll wee a little. And then he’ll have a footnote making fun of you for doing so.
  • They’re also really disturbing, and not just in a horror way. Mark writes about zombies who are super lovable, actually, on a lot of levels. Except that they eat people, and usually homeless people. As the reader, I’m like, “OMG, they’re people! She can’t eat people! That’s terrible!” But Amanda keeps insisting to us that we’re being overly sensitive, considering how we treat our homeless. And I’m all, “Excuses, excuses, Amanda!” Then I went to San Francisco for my yearly pilgrimage. And literally STEPPED OVER homeless people sleeping on the street. Because that’s what we do–we neglect our own, telling ourselves they are the Other due to their mental illnesses, or their inability to cope with reality, or their lack of get up and go. But what we’re really doing is allowing other humans to suffer, often under terrible mental and physical burdens, and when we close our doors at night we shut ourselves off and tell ourselves it’s okay to do so. By having Amanda eat the kinds of people we ignore, Mark embarks upon a project not unlike Jonathan Swift’s “Modest Proposal.” We laugh, but we think . . . and thinking is that critical first step towards action.
  • Basically, then, Mark writes my perfect books. They’re hilarious! Entertaining! They do what mass market fiction should do . . . but they’re also really smart, really provocative, and you’re not just filling your head with cotton candy.

I’ll stop bullet pointing now. The whole point of this post is that if you’re looking for a new series that is as smart as it is fun, Mark Henry’s for you. And now he’s released in mass market, which means not only a cheap price but an easier book to hold. You can read it one handed! What you do with that other hand is entirely up to you. But I wouldn’t recommend you take any tips from Amanda and experiment with Icy Hot . . . Really, Mark, Icy Hot? I’m still cringing.

Curious? Then go forth and buy people . . . Amanda Feral needs you!